⚽SPURS 1-2 CHELSEA⚽ When the Spurs Go Marching In! (They’re gonna lose)


Hello! Welcome to Tottenhams new home! Wembley SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHTADIUM OH,WHEN THE SPURS, GO MARCHING IN! OH, WHEN THE SPURS! GO MARCHING IN! THEY’RE GONNA LOSE.. AGAIN AT WEMBLEY! OH, WHEN SPURS… GO MARCHING IN! CHELSEA’S FREEKICK… GOES FLYING IN! CHELSEA’S FREEKICK… GOES FLYING IN! WE’RE GOING TO LOSE… AGAIN AT WEMBLEY! CHELSEA’S FREE KICK… WENT FLYING IN! OH WHEN MY SHOT… DID NOT GO IN! OH, WHEN HIS SHOT DID NOT GO IN! I REALISED… IT’S ‘CAUSE IT’S AUGUST! AND THAT’S THE MONTH, I DON’T SCORE IN! OH, WHEN MICHY… YES!!! HEADED ONE IN! 2-0!! THAT’S THE WRONG END! YOU CRETIN! WE’RE GONNA WIN AT LAST AT WEMBLEY! IT IS MY TURN TO BE LAUGHING! HA HA HA! C’MON, YOU SPURS… RIGHT, 1-1… THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO WIN AT WEMBLEY… YES!! TO GET REVENGE FOR CHELSEA KNOCKING US OUT OF THE FA CUP LAST YEAR! YES!!! AND BEATING US TO THE TITLE!! YES!! AND STOPPING US A YEAR BEFORE!!! YES!!! AND… BOYS, NICE DEFENDING! HUGO LLORIS!… HUGO LLORIS!! HAS LET ONE IN!! HAS LET ONE IN!! OH, WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING?! WE’VE GONE AND LOST… AGAIN AT WEMBLEY… CAN WE GO BACK TO THE LANE?! Did Chelsea deserve to win? The stats say no but the goal say yes. Comment below and have a look at Onefootball app for more reaction,stats and funny news.

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