[Lister] No power. Zip. Everything’s dead. [Kryten] Initiating Starbug’s emergency backup lighting. [Rimmer] Kryten, are you picking up any major errors? [Kryten] Only Mr Lister’s haircut, sir.
[Laughs] [Lister] Don’t worry guys, I’ve got Smart Breakdown with the AA. It sends them your vehicle’s fault data, so the mechanic should know what’s wrong before they even get here. [Rimmer] So they’ll already know you’re a complete gimboid, then. [Dramatic music] [AA Man] Alright, lads? [Rimmer] Yes. [AA Man] I see you’ve got a problem with your — [Rimmer] I’m pretty sure you’ll find, me laddo, it’s our anti-matter fusion drive. [AA Man] It could be if you had one. No, it’s actually — [Rimmer] Our Electromagnetic Proton Chamber. [AA Man] You don’t have one of those either. You’ve got a flat battery. [Rimmer] Ahh. Just as I suspected. [AA Man] Must have been drained by something pretty heavy duty. [Lister] Any idea what? [Loud dance music plays] [Cat] Don’t just stand there looking ugly. Get me a coffee! [Red Dwarf theme music plays]