Amy Schumer Uses Stand-Up Tour To Stump For Hillary


>>STEPHEN: WE’RE BACK WITH AMY
SCHUMER. CONGRATS ON THE BOOK,
“THE GIRL WITH THE LOWER BACK TATOO.”>>A CLASSIC.>>Stephen: THERE’S ACTUALLY
THE LOWER BACK TATTOO RIGHT THERE. THERE IT IS. THAT’S NICE.>>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A GUYTER
AUDIENCE? (LAUGHTER)
THIS IS A HUGE REGRET.>>Stephen: WHY? I COULD HAVE GOT RID OF IT,
BUT I’M, LIKE, NO, I DID THIS TO MYSELF. EVERY VACATION I GO ON, I’M IN A
BIKINI, OH, GOOD, THERE’S TRASH HERE. YOU CAN’T HIDE.>>Stephen: YOU CAN’T SEA IT
WITHOUT A TREE-WAY MIR OR.>>THREE-WAY SOMETHING. PEOPLE SEE IT. (LAUGHTER)
>>Stephen: THESE ARE PERSONAL STORIES FROM YOUR LIFE. EVEN DIARY ENTRIES WHEN YOU WERE
YOUNGER.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: HOW CAN YOU BE AN
INTROVERT AND PLAY HUGE CROWDS AND BE A COMEDIENNE?>>BEING A PERFORMER IS GREAT. YOU’RE ALONE UP HERE. YOU CAN FEEL THAT, RIGHT?>>Stephen: YEAH. YOU’RE ALONE.>>Stephen: VERY LONELY. PEOPLE COME IN, THERE IS A
PERFORMANCE AND THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO SEE THEM ANYMORE. I’M ON STAGE, YAPPING, THEN IN
MY HOTEL ROOM BY MYSELF. SEEMS STRANGE BUT I AM A CLASSIC
INTROVERT. YOU RUN OUT OF ENERGY.>>Stephen: MOBILELY AVAILABLE
PEOPLE.>>I DON’T LIKE TO TALK TO
ANYONE WITH. EVEN IF I SEE SOMEONE I LIKE AT
THE GYM, I’M, LIKE, OH, MY GOD… YOU WANT TO RECHARGE AND BE
ALONE.>>Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO BE
WITH PEOPLE TOTALLY ON YOUR OWN TERMS, LIKE, JUST STAND OVER
THERE, I MIGHT COME TALK TO YOU IF MY LONELINESS BECOMES GREAT
ENOUGH.>>HAVE YOU TALKED TO MY
BOYFRIEND?>>Stephen: YOU AND YOUR
BOYFRIEND CAY NOODLING IN BED ON INSTAGRAM.>>I TOLD HIM JOKES I HAD BEEN
WRITING AND HE FELL ASLEEP.>>Stephen: THAT’S A REALLY
LONELY FEELING. YOU ALSO TALK ABOUT BEING OUT ON
THE ROAD, LIVING THE LIFE OF A STANDUP. I WAS IN IMPROV TROUPES BUT
NEVER STANDUP. WHAT’S THAT LIKE?>>IF YOU’RE A GUY, IT’S FUN
BECAUSE YOU GET LAID. (LAUGHTER)
MM-HMM. I’M SURE THEY’RE ALL MARRIED
NOW.>>Stephen: THEY’RE JUST SHY. YOU’RE A GIRL, IT EMBARRASSES
THEM.>>SOMETHING’S GOING ON WITH
HIM. TRUST ME. HE HAS AN ENERGY. HE HAS AN
ENERGY. (LAUGHTER)
>>Stephen: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.>>SORRY. GOOD POINT. SO, YOU KNOW, YEAH, I’M AN
INTROVERT. SO — I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A DEFENSE FOR WHY I WOULD BE HITTING ON YOUR
STANDUP BASSES.>>Stephen: YEAH. O THE ROAD SUCKS. WHAT’S THE QUESTION? (LAUGHTER)
>>Stephen: THE QUESTION WAS HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW. HAS THE FEVER KICKED IN?>>I’M STILL NOT AT 100%, THAT’S
THE TRUTH. BUT I’M SO LUCKY THE WAY I GET
TO GO ON THE ROAD NOW. I BRING MY FAMILY. JAZZ TRIO OPENS UP THE SHOW.>>Stephen: REALLY? YEAH, WE ARE NOT FOLLOWING
THE SUPPLY AND DEMAND MODEL. (LAUGHTER)
AND IT’S COOL. I KIND OF FEEL A LITTLE BIT OUT
ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL FOR HILLARY BECAUSE I GET TO TALK
TO — (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT’S NICE DOWN THE ROAD? BRING A NICE BOOK WITH YOU. NICES NICEST BOOK I CAN THINK OF
IS “THE GIRL WITH THE LOWER BACK TATOO.” THE AUTHOR IS AMY SCHUMER,
EVERYBODY.

100 thoughts on “Amy Schumer Uses Stand-Up Tour To Stump For Hillary

  1. I wonder where people like her will be when Hilary losses. How people this can follow such a corrupt woman is incredible and yes Donald Trump is not perfect but he is not a criminal who has cost people their lives and he isn't a pathological liar whose emails would compromise the nation's intelligence. Good God! If someone were to support Trump on this show pretender/ Dems patsy Stephen will try to make them look bad but it is perfectly okay to support Hilary? WOW!

  2. The hate towards Amy Schumer is really out of this world. There's plenty of comedians I've found unfunny over the years yet I've never felt compelled to watch their videos and leave nasty comments. I happen to think she's funny, and I can only hope I never meet in person the sad people who feel so threatened by a female comedian, they leave nasty and mysoginistic comments on her every video. A sane person would just ignore the people they hate instead of drawing more attention to them.

  3. she's barely funny – if she were a guy nobody would find her funny at all, we just lower the standards because we're desperate to have more female comics for some reason

  4. I think she's alright but I just want to know who in the comment section thats saying negative things are more successful than her, If I was successful there would be no way poor unsuccessful anonymous people on the internet can hurt my feelings because I have a better life than everyone in the youtube comment sections lol

  5. you wanna know why we hate her, look up her work firstly (just not funny, imo, doesn't even work hard) secondly, the rape comments sealed the deal

  6. I like this interview with her a lot. She is more chilled out than in lots of other ones, which might make it less entertaining for some.. but the trade off is that she seems a lot more genuine and likeable than usual, almost pulling off the illusion that her jokes are spontaneous and not actually carefully scripted, timed, set-up etc. I think she will find a good balance- it is fascinating to watch someone developing their craft.

  7. I don t know … I used to like her a lot but since she is famous and everywhere … she just lost it for me

  8. Maybe you can use your comical skills to make Yemenese citizens laugh after Clintons Saudi pals have carpet bombed their children's hospitals

  9. I got a lower back tattoo when I was 19 (I'm 36 now) lol. Its regrettable, but at least my husband is the only one that ever has to look at it. Haha!

  10. how can see make sex jokes if she's fat, wtf I came here for sex jokes now I just feel bad. You're terrible Amy.

  11. Congratulations to Amy for almost having as much dislikes on YouTube videos as Hillary does.

    Another congratulations also goes out to Amy for supporting the first Republican candidate (Hillary) ever nominated by the Democratic party too!

  12. wtf she has a book now seriously…..also search Clinton told investigators she either does not "recall" or "remember" at least 39 times. get ready for your next "honest" president

  13. Love Amy Schumer….always makes me laugh hard…..Brilliant, Funny, Talented, Hard-Working, and totally deserves all the fame, $$$, and love she can get.

  14. Amy can't understand what's the big deal with Clinton emails.
    She says if Trump wins she will leave the country…
    I'll buy you the ticket ….

  15. Vote for Hillary cos vagina… ignore her political position, ignore her trackrecord, ignore her establishment history, ignore her lying…. but vote for her because vagina slowclap American politics has been reduced to ignoring politics :/

  16. Amy you are super funny. this is your funniest joke yet!!! omg i almost thought you were SERIOUSLY stumping for Hillary…….

  17. idk what she did, she might not be the perfect.. Frankly i give 0 shits about her… but she seems cool. We should be directing all these dislikes to Trump….

  18. Wow … Colbert is 100x worse than I thought he would be. Christ man, give this job to someone that gets it. Cutting her off and reshaping the conversation. Did he even watch Letterman? This is not how its done.

  19. She looks like a piglet and is annoying like hell. I don't find her funny . She is rather irritating.

    Also I don't like to comment on anyone's weight but she is a hypocrite. She hates it when they call her plus size but guess what you are fat!!

  20. How can anyone with an IQ over 95 dislike this lady? She speaks for three generations: X, Y, and the Milenials. If you're sick of being fucked by idiots, this comedy is golden.

  21. It's phoney bastards like Amy that lost Shillary the election. She lost peoples respect when she got sussed for stealing jokes.

  22. Is her fat ass still here? Her fat ass needs to leave already so there will be extra food to feed some hungry people who need it. Fucking ignorant uninformed lard-ass.

  23. Tantrums and purile insults seem tremendously feeble coming from any adult, whether it comes from a celebrity, a youtube commenter or from a politician. Why should celebrity views on politics matter? More interesting is what the economists, political scientists and social historians have to say.

  24. I find it odd that so many people here are defending Amy from negative comments but every other comment in thread is about them defending Amy. This is one big Circle-jerk.

  25. i fucking hate hillary clinton, but i kind of like amy, she's real, she's funny, doesn't starve herself, the every girl's girl

  26. You said it, Amy. Even the people I like I don't want to be around and don't want them approaching me. Classic introvert. You need time to recharge. Interactions can be so overwhelmingly draining.

  27. I wonder why so many fat women love Hillary and hate trump maybe they don't like men because or they really like women a lot!

  28. It's not until 3:31 into the show that Amy mentions Hillary.  Amy & Steven are naturally & effortlessly funny people, including in this "interview" .

  29. Most of the comments I’ve seen are just people asking why she’s hated so much, and then asking why every comment is hate, funny…

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