BAT BLOOD – A Batman V Superman PARODY


Cause baby now we got Bat Blood You know we used to be best buds So take a look what you’ve become Cause baby, now we’ve got Bat Blood HEY! You can’t take the bat look where we at You used to be the king DC remember that? Remember that? This B. A. T. is quite O.P. Nolan my facts Nolan my Now you and me, our fists about to chat Now I hate to break it to you but this new you is TOO BLUE! This sequel needs a dark knight but careful
I’ll replace you. Take time and deface you. You can’t prepare no more! That’s what my belt is for. Snapped a neck. You lost respect. Now it’s war! Oh it’s so sad to… think of all the coffee… You and I Cause baby now we’ve got Bat Blood You know we used to be best buds So take a look at what you’ve become Cause baby now we’ve got BAT Blood Hey! Now we’ve got villains And they’re out there making millions Chillin in a sweet pub And baby now we’ve got BAT blood. Hey! Remember when you tried Lois and Clark? Remember when you thought “Returns” was boss? Don’t you remember? Man of Steel should please us! Dead fathers and Jesus. You don’t know how to lead us, Smallville. It was my season for Ra’s Al Ghuls, Joker scars, back broke, bruised, stabbed in my side, shorties died, tumbler jumpin roofs, and all that time I was money and power So you gotta live with the BAT blood now. Oh, this is not the sequel… This is not the reboot… This is just the dawn! Cause baby now we’ve got BAT Blood You know we used to be best buds so take a look at what you’ve become cause baby now we’ve got BAT blood. Hey! Now we’ve got villains hanging out and just chillin Seriously! Where the heck is this pub? And baby now we’ve got BAT Blood Hey! Band-aids don’t fix building holes Someone’s gotta pay for those Do you have the cash? Oh no! You’re broke! They forgive. They forget. But I’ll never let it go! Band-aids don’t fix when things explode. Hey! Say you’re sorry. Whoops! Too slow. Hey! Keep this up, we’ll all be ghosts! Ghosts….. ghosts……… ghosts….. If you lead like that, Justice League is… TOAST! Now we’ve got BAT Blood You know we used to be best buds So take a look at what you’ve become Cause baby now we’ve got BAT blood Hey! Now we’ve got villains robbing banks and killings They got a suicide club! And baby now we got BAT Blood! Hey! Cause baby now we’ve got BAT blood! You know we used to be best buds! So take a look at what you’ve become Cause baby now we’ve got BAT blood, HEY! Now we’ve got Villains And they’re out making millions They got a really sweet pub! And baby now we’ve got BAT Blood! Hey! Wow. I never knew you were such a Taylor Swift fan. Well… we DO have a history. You do not! Who do you think she’s singing about in her last album? No Way! Not in your wildest dreams! Well don’t you sound jelly! I think you should just… shake it off. Ugh! I’ll tell you one thing about Taylor Swift and Batman. What’s that? We never got out of style. *sigh* We never go out of style. Please stop. He he he. Because I’m Batman

100 thoughts on “BAT BLOOD – A Batman V Superman PARODY

  1. I made my own for Spider Man
    LYRICS
    Cus' Baby we got Spider blood 'bout to get webbed up, don't know where you're going besides jail

  2. Batman: Harry Batter!!
    Harry: What?
    Batman: 10K people disliked this video!?!
    Harry: Really?
    Batman: Yup.
    Harry: ADAVA KEDAVRA!!!!

  3. Why can Batman Cuba Superman already. Come on I mean it’s not that hard. Why can’t damages make a kryptonite gun And maybe Batman can stop being obsessed with superman🤦🏽‍♀️

  4. I love Nicolas Cage is the Superman from Christopher Reeve in the background lol as he was originally considered for the role

  5. FINALLY! For the longest time of searching after seeing him in the montage for the WB movie edits by hishe, I finally found him, I found my boy! BARRY ALLEN, THE FLASH CW!
    oh, and by the way, they made him awesome again in 2019

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