Brewstew – Hide and Seek


Aaaalright! Now, when I was a kid
it was your responsibility to entertain yourself And the best way to do that
was to play stupid-ass games like hide-and-seek Now, I don’t mean to brag,
but I’m a pretty big deal when it comes to hide-and-seek I could find all the best hiding spots,
my ass would be missing for days at a time Well, it’s been two hours, I don’t feel like
looking for his ass anymore, let’s go play Nintendo! Eventually I’d just pop up in the middle of nowhere People are in the middle of my eulogy and shit “Oh my God, my baby is alive!” “God damn it, do you have any idea
what this funeral cost?!” I wasn’t like my dumbass friend Michael Who’d be standing there behind a lamp
with his eyes closed and shit “They can’t see me if I can’t see them!” “Michael, you could’ve at least turned the lamp off!
You’re on the goddamn spotlight, for Christ’s sake!” The only problem is, sometimes in hide-and-seek
I’d get a little ambitious and it’d get me into trouble For example, one day we were playing
at my friend Stephen’s house And I got the brilliant idea to hide in his dryer Now, what can possibly go wrong there? It’s just a big heavy appliance that could kill me
if I wasn’t careful. What’s the big deal? So I squeeze my ass in there like an idiot,
I have Michael shut the door for me “You want me to turn it on tumble-dry,
just to make it look more inconspicuous?” “Michael, if you touch any of those buttons out there..” “.. I will Stone Cold Stunner you
into the damn stratosphere, you understand me?!” *Thung* I’m all cramped and uncomfortable,
just hoping nothing horrific happens Like I suffocate, or.. God forbid, lose the goddamn hide-and-seek game! I start leaning back,
trying to get cosy in this goddamn thing And just as I do that,
the drum of the dryer starts to spin backwards So instead of sitting on my ass, like I was Now I’m sitting on my neck
with all my body weight pressing down on me Now, it’s important to note
that I’m not a claustrophobic person Or at least I wasn’t
before I got stuck in a fuckin’ dryer! I’m filled with panic, I’m laying there, thinking: “Oh my God, this is how I’m gonna die!” In some stupid-ass Kama Sutra position In some stupid-ass Kama Sutra position
Stuck in a fuckin’ Maytag! Somehow I get the door open, I can see Michael
standing in the corner with a laundry basket on his head *choking up*
“Euuuuuhhh, Michael, Michael, help me!” “WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH?!
YOU’RE GONNA LEAD THEM RIGHT TO US!” *choking up*
“God damn it, Michael! I can’t breathe!” “STOP GASPING FOR AIR SO LOUD,
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?” All of a sudden Stephen walks in He sees my ass getting eaten alive by his dryer
like some kind of a shitty Goosebumps book “Ah, what the hell is this?!
I didn’t sign up for this shit!” So he and my friend David have to pull me out
like a couple of drunken Hardy boys “He still has to be it, right? You guys
found him first and he didn’t die, so he has to be it!” “Michael, as soon as I can feel my legs,
you’re getting Stone Cold Stunner, do you know that?!” So needless to say,
I had to change my hide-and-seek strategy So instead of hiding in appliances I would go
to rooms that I wasn’t supposed to be in One time I went into Stephen’s mom’s bedroom! And I tried to hide under her bed! But I couldn’t hide under her bed, because
there was a box there blocking my way So I pull it out and take a good look at what it is And it’s some kind of swing for adults! It’s a fuckin’ sex swing is what it is! “Ah! What the fuck!” “What? What is it, what did you find?” “Michael, what are you doing
in Stephen’s mom’s dresser drawer?!” “I’m trying to hide, what do you think?!” “You know how hard it was to fit in here
with all these handcuffs and bottles of lotion?!” “Handcuffs and bottles of lotion?!” “Yeah, and this weird thing, that keeps tickling me!” Just then everybody else comes in “Duuuuu! What kind of weird
circus shit is your mom into?!” Stephen’s standing there,
looking at the box, all horrified Michael’s checking under the bed for anything else “Maybe there’s monkey bars under here too!” So we don’t know what to do at this point So we just slide it back
under the bed and hope she doesn’t notice I got a protractor out there,
trying to get every exact angle right We’re out in the living room,
trying not to make eye contact with Stephen’s mom “So are you boys having a good time?” “Ahm.. Not as good of a time
you’ve been havin’ apparently!” “What?!” “Nothing! Yeah, we’re having a great time!” “In fact, I should swing by
a lot more often and play hide-and-seek!” “What do you think, Stephen,
should I swing by tomorrow?” “Yeah, or maybe you can swing by
my house and we can play there!” “Ah, I get it, ’cause we found
that sex swing in your mom’s bedroom!” “Yeah, I’ll swing by!
I can swing by doggystyle if you want!” https://brewstew.com Special thanks to: [All these wonderful people]
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56 thoughts on “Brewstew – Hide and Seek

  1. 0:23 only og fan know where that photo is from
    Also my first video was when my brother was watching the haunted duplex

  2. I hid in a washing machine that had its spin pole removed

    My dumb ass friend turned it on short and cold and I was stuck in there

  3. I am claustrophobic, but when I watched this video I was got even more claustrophobic so I couldn’t even watch this video

  4. When I was a teenager I was hanging out with my 2 best Friends and we all had our girlfriends over at one of the guy’s houses. We hung out for a while but things started to get awkward and we didn’t know what to do and got bored. I insisted we play hide and seek cuz… i dont know why. We were like 17 or 19. But I decided to try and fit my 165 pound , 6 feet tall ass into my friend’s (well actually it was his dad’s) dryer. It was one of those NICE dryers too. Well after 60 seconds of struggling to fit, I realized I didn’t and moved on. Well turns out I broke his dryer and it was permanently bent somewhere. And that’s the day I knew i was a certified , official dumb ass 👍

  5. Michael, if you told Stephen’s mom we found that swing, I’m gonna Stone Cold Stunner you through the ceiling.

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  7. Ok 👍🏼 I gotta I like it it really helps you make a good time to play it for a day really good game and it has a lot better than to the level and it’s a lot better then the free game play for the game it’s so fun and plus the new one I can play with the new update is it gonna was the last one gun Vick was the scary one

  8. When I played hide and seek as a kid I would hang off of the rack the held all of our clothes in my closet and people would look inside the closest like no one was there, you ain't got shit on me brewstew, challenge me at hide and seek boi

  9. 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 – michael 2019

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