– I can’t reach my skates. Oh God, I’m gonna puke. (upbeat music) – I’m just gonna drink. (laughing) Okay. – Bye, I love you. – [Announcer] Three, two, one. Begin. – Oh it’s heavy. (screaming) – So far I can’t untie my own shoes. So I’m off to a great start. – Ow.
(laughing) – I mean like, it’s 2018, like have we figured
out something else to do besides all these, like,
fucking pieces of rope and shit? – Oh why. Wait. No! Dammit. – Does this go, oh boy. (laughing) – Wait, is this the right way? – [Woman] I don’t know,
how do you put it in? – You have that upside-down. – Oh dear, I’m drunk. – What? – I don’t need any help. (laughing) – We don’t need your help. – I don’t need help. – I feel like this is next. – Turn it up so you can
(mumbles), it’s upside-down. I did the same thing. Women helping womankind. See the goalie is the last
one to go to the after-party. This is what we can tell. – Wait, yours aren’t tied together. Why are mine tied
together and yours aren’t? – Well, uh, that’s (mumbles).
– I’ve been sabotaged. – My goal is just to make it
look like I have everything on, even if I don’t. – Are these for my bits? Is this a codpiece? (laughing) Autobots roll out! – My head’s not that small. – Oh (mumbles) – How do you put your head in here? – TT what happened. I’m
already, I’m done and– – You don’t even have skates on dude. – Entirely correctly– – You don’t have skates on dude. – A real competitor doesn’t need skates. – (laughing) Yeah right. – Ow. – [Woman] Okay. – Do you just squeeze your head in here? No, okay. Okay help. (laughing) Oh it stretches! – Okay, that’s okay. I have no idea. – [Woman] I feel like we
should wrestle right now. – [Announcer] 10, nine, eight. Seven, six, five. Four, three, two, one. – [Woman] We’re ready. (laughing) Oh shit! (laughing) (upbeat music)