Face Your Mother


(APPLAUSE). ♪ FACE YOUR MOTHER.>>James: OKAY, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, PLAYING WE HAVE AUSTIN AND MERRICK ARE HERE,
EVERYBODY. THANKS SO MUCH FOR PLAYING. AND WE’RE ABOUT TO JOIN A VIDEO
CALL WITH THEIR MOMS, VICKIE AND CYNTHIA. ARE YOU THERE? THERE THEY ARE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. CYNTHIA, YOU CAN HEAR ME?>>YES, I’M HERE.>>James: GREAT, HOW MUCH DO
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR SON?>>I KNOW MORE THAN HE WOULD
LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW.>>James: DO YOU THINK THAT’S
TRUE?>>NO, NOT AT ALL. NOT ONE BIT, NO.>>James: OKAYS VICKIE, WHO DO
YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THIS GAME, YOU AND AUSTIN, DO YOU
THINK YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY TIGHT.>>YEAH, WE’RE PRETTY TIGHT. WE KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.>>James: YOU FEELING
CONFIDENT.>>YEAH, I THINK WE KNOW EACH
OTHER ALMOST TOO WELL AT TIMES. (LAUGHTER).>>James: OKAY. HERE’S HOW THE GAME WORKS. I’M GOING TO ASK THE SONS
QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MUM. THE MUMS ARE GOING TO WRITE DOWN
QUICKLY THE CORRECT ANSWER AND MUMS, I NEED YOU TO BE
COMPLETELY HONEST, OKAY. IF YOUR ANSWERS MATCH, YOU GET A
POINT. ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BIGGEST
LIE YOUR MUM HAS EVER TOLD YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BIGGEST
LIE YOUR MUM HAS EVER TOLD YOU. SO CYNTHIA AND VICKIE, WRITE
YOUR ANSWERS DOWN. BUT DON’T SHOW ME JUST YET,
AUSTIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BIGGEST LIE IS
THAT YOUR MUM HAS EVER TOLD YOU IS.>>THAT MY MUM HAS EVER TOLD ME?>>James: YES.>>I WOULD HAVE TO SAY HONESTLY,
IT WOULD BE THE SANTA, JUST BECAUSE WE HAD TO DO A WHOLE BIG
AROUND– ROUND THE JOG SORT OF DEAL WITH MY SISTER AN I BECAUSE
WE FOWNT OUT ABOUT SANTA. SHE WANTED US TO BELIEVE HIM SO
WE FAKED IT FOR A LONG TIESM I GUESS IT WAS A TWO WAY LIE.>>James: YOU’RE GOING WITH
SANTA CLAUS. VICKIE, YOUR EYES TELL ME IT WAS
DIFFERENT. WHAT YOU HAVE GOT HERE? WHAT HAPPENED IN TIAJUANA. HANG ON, HANG ON, WAIT, VICKIE.>>YES.>>James: WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED IN TIAJUANA?>>I WENT DOWN TO TIAJUANA WITH
SOME FRIENDS WHEN I WAS ABOUT AUSTIN’S AGE AND SOME OF US
ENDED UP IN JAIL. (LAUGHTER).>>James: HANG ON, WHY DID YOU
GO TO JAIL?>>THEY WEREN’T SURE OF
CITIZENSHIP, SO– .>>James: THAT NOW FEELS LIKE
THE BIGGEST LIE YOU’VE EVER TOLD ME. IS THIS THE FIRST TIME ARE YOU
FINDING OUT THAT YOUR MOTHER WENT TO JAIL.>>YES T IS. AND I KNOW THE STORY. I KNOW THE STORY.>>James: OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU FOUND
OUT THAT YOUR MUM IS ESSENTIALLY A CRIMINAL?>>I GUESS SO, YES.>>James: THIS IS QUESTION
ONE, THIS IS WORKING OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN WE EVER THOUGHT IT
WOULD. (APPLAUSE).>>James: YOU DON’T GET A
POINT BUT WE DO LOVE YOUR ANSWER. OKAY. LET’S GO OVER HERE. MERRICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS
THE BIGGEST LIE YOUR MUM HAS EVER TOLD YOU.>>THE SANDWICH GAME, SO LIKE I
WAS– I WALKED IN ON MY MOM AND HER HUSBAND AT THE TIME.>>James: YES.>>I WAS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? AND THEY WERE LIKE OH WE’RE
PLAYING THE SANDWICH GAME. AND THE WORSE PART IS THAT THEY
TRIED TO HOLD UP THIS LIE. SO WHAT THEY WOULD DO IS THEY
WOULD HAVE ME SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SANDWICH.>>James: OH GOSH.>>NOT AT THAT SECOND, THOUGH.>>James: NOT AT THAT SECOND. SO HANG ON, I THINK I’M GETTING
THIS RIGHT, YOU WALKED IN, WHILE YOUR MOTHER AND HER HUSBAND
WERE– IN THE ACT OF LOVE.>>YEAH.>>James: THEY WERE HAVING
SEX. YOU SAID WHAT ARE THEY DOING. THEY SAID WE’RE PLAYING THE
SANDWICH GAME.>>YEAH, EXACTLY.>>James: HOW OLD WERE YOU AT
THIS TIME.>>OH MAN, LIKE SIX. I’LL NEVER FORGET. I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WAS GOING
ON.>>James: CYNTHIA, PLEASE
REVEAL YOUR ANSWER. WHEN ON VACATION, WHAT HAPPENED
ON VACATION.>>WELL, NO, I DIDN’T
ACTUALLY– I DIDN’T REALLY LIE, I JUST DIDN’T TELL HIM THAT I
HAD TAKEN A MINI VACATION, AND THAT WAS JUST RECENTLY. SO I JUST– WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON. THIS WAS RECENTLY.>>BUT JAMES, I DIDN’T LIE, I
JUST DIDN’T TELL HIM EVERYTHING.>>James: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL
HIM YOU WERE GOING ON VACATION.>>BECAUSE I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE
HE REALLY LIKED. SO– YEAH.>>James: WHERE WERE YOU
GOING?>>JUST TO YESES EMPTY BUT HE
LOVES– YOSEMITE. BUT HE LOVES IT OUT THERE.>>James: WHEN YOU WERE IN
YOSEMITE, DID YOU PLAY THE SANDWICH GAME? (APPLAUSE)
YOU’RE BOTH WRONG SO NO POINTS. ALL RIGHT. OKAY, GUYS. NEXT QUESTION, DO YOU THINK YOUR
MUM HAS EVER SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR ROOM? AND I WILL COME OVER HERE,
AUSTIN, DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM SNOOPS THROUGH YOUR ROOM.>>I WOULD SAY YES, I THINK SHE
PROBABLY HAS. BUT I THINK SHE WOULD SAY NO
BECAUSE I THINK THERE IS A GRAY AREA WITH THE CLEANING. SHE MIGHT– OH I’M GOING TO HELP
MY SON CLEAN.>>James: WHAT WOULD BE THE
THING THAT WHAT HAS BEEN IN YOUR ROOM AT ANY POINT IN YOUR
HISTORY THAT YOU WOULD HATE YOUR MUM TO HAVE FOUND.>>OH, THERE’S BEEN ALCOHOL AND
WATER BOTTLES BEFORE– ALCOHOL IN WATER BOTTLES AT TIMES
BEFORE, SOMETIMES, YES.>>James: I DON’T THINK ANY OF
US ARE DOUBTING THAT WAS THE CASE, AUSTIN. OKAY. WELL, WHAT DO WE THINK, OVER
HERE, VICKIE, HAVE YOU EVER SNOOPED THROUGH AUSTIN’S ROOM?>>YES, OF COURSE SHE HAS. WHAT WAS THE WORST THING YOU
EVER FOUND IN AUSTIN’S ROOM.>>I WAS CLEANING THE DRAWER
NEXT TO HIS BED AND I– YEAH, I FOUND A CONDOM AND I REALLY
QUICKLY PRETENDED LIKE I DISN SEE IT AND COVERED IT UP WITH
BASEBALL CARDS AND JUST– SO THAT WAS DEVASTATING BUT THEN I
THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT THAT BAD BECAUSE THERE’S JUST ONE. THERE’S JUST ONE IN THERE. AND THEN I START THINKING WELL,
HOW MANY ARE IN A PACKAGE?>>James: WERE YOU ANNOYED
THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE THAT CONDOM ON YOU BECAUSE COULD YOU HAVE
USED IT TO TRADE FOR CIGARETTES WHEN YOU WERE IN PRISON? ALL RIGHT. SO THAT IS VERY GOOD, WELL DONE. LET’S GO OVER HERE, MERRICK, DO
YOU THINK YOUR MUM HAS EVER SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR ROOM.>>I DON’T KNOW, BUT IF SHE HAS
SHE FOUND SOME CRAZY [BLEEP]>>James: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU
THINK SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND?>>OH MAN. LIKE OH– COLOR KOL ARSNESS YOU
KNOW KRZ KOL ARS, HANG ON. — HANG ON. FUZZY HANDCUFFS.>>James: HANG ON, FUZZY
HANDCUFFS, COLLARS, WHAT ELSE?>>YOU KNOW, LIKE, OH, JEEZ. I DON’T THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW,
MAN.>>James: NO, I THINK I DO
WANT TO KNOW. I’M SCARED FOR THE ANSWER BUT I
WANT TO KNOW, I’M ALSO NOW UNDERSTANDING WHY CYNTHIA NEEDED
TO GET AWAY TO YOSEMITE FOR A FEW DAYS. ALL RIGHT, LET’S FIND OUT. CYNTHIA, PLEASE REVEAL YOUR
ANSWER, HAVE YOU EVER SNOOPED IN HIS ROOM. OF COURSE. CYNTHIA, WHEN YOU SEE THE
COLLARS AND HANDCUFFS, WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND?>>I THOUSAND THE COLLARS WERE
FOR THE DOG.>>OH GOSH.>>James: YOU DIDN’T REALIZE
THEY WERE CONNECTED TO THE SANDWICH GAME IN ANYWAY?>>AND THEN THE FUZZY HANDCUFFS
I ACTUALLY BORROWED THOSE FOR THE WEEKEND IN YOSEMITE. (APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR
THE FINAL ROUND. THIS QUESTION IS WHO HAS MORE
NOTCHES ON THEIR BED POST, YOU OR YOUR MUM? DO WE– MERRICK, AUSTIN, ARE YOU
YOUNG GENTLEMEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOTCHES ON YOUR BED POST
MEAN.>>PRETTY SURE.>>James: IT MEANS DO YOU
THINK YOUR MOM HAS PLAYED THE SANDWICH GAME MORE THAN YOU
HAVE. OKAY? SO AUSTIN, DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM
HAS HAD MORE PARTNERS THAN YOU?>>HONESTLY, I HOPEFULLY HAVE. IT’S MY MOTHER, SO THAT’S HOW I
THINK OF IT.>>James: VICKIE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK? OH, AUSTIN’S GOT MORE?>>YES.>>James: I DON’T EVEN WANT TO
KNOW. IF WE ADD UP THE TWO OF THEM
HERE, I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THE WAY THIS IS GOING TO
PLAY OUT. MERRICK, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU
ARE A FREAK IN THE SHEETS. SO THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU
THINK, WHO DO YOU THINK HAS MORE NOTCHES ON THEIR BED POSTS, DO
YOU THINK IT’S YOU OR DO YOU THINK IT’S YOUR MOM.>>MY MOM. 200%.>>James: HE SAWS SAID 200%. CYNTHIA, WITHOUT DO YOU THINK
HAS HAD MORE NOTCHES ON THEIR BED POST.>>ME.>>James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT. THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING
WITH– I THINK YOU HAVE ALL GOT SOME CONVERSATION TOTION BE HAD,
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH GREAT SPORTS. TO HELP-U-SELL BRAIT MOTHER’S
DAY WE’RE GOING TO SEND YOU OUT TO DINNER ON US TO HAVE A GREAT
TIME AND MAYBE JUST TALK ABOUT SOME THINGS WITH YOUR PARENTS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, VICKIE,
AUSTIN, MERRICK AND CYNTHIA.

100 thoughts on “Face Your Mother

  1. Merrick’s Mom is awesome and you can tell they really love and respect one other. I think she’s the best mom this segment ever seen!

  2. His laugh is annoying asl sounds like Patrick star 😭 sounds a little slow 😂 and Merrick was just trying to make shit up he’s just a average dork

  3. What? First mom gets scares that his sons uses protrection? Come on…either she wants to be a grandma or his son catching an STD or both

  4. I skipped ahead a bit in the video right when the son on the left says his mom knows him too well and for sure thought the mom was being put on both screens when it zoomed out…lol

  5. I thought his mom found some sandwich bags would be the answer but then he explores with some better stuff

  6. Hi. I am new in my youtube channel and this is not for myself but for my mom. I just need extra income for my mom's operation. Please a little support to make the operation happen. I only need subscriber and time watch. God bless.

  7. Honestly it’s pretty shitty for that mom to not take her son somewhere he likes to go 🤷🏻‍♀️ wtf ?

  8. When Merrick's mom said "I thought those were for dogs", I half expected him to say "no they're actually for bitches".

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