Footballer 1 – RACE 7! (Tottenham vs Man City 2-0, Koscielny handball and more)

It’s Footballer 1 race 7 … Jesus Allen is doing well here… But here comes the Fiat Panda Hererra! And there’s huge contact with Allen’s bodywork … …but just like the crucifixion, it’s not enough to finish him off. Man City are ahead……but Aguero is in Alderweireld’s back pocket … …and Pep crashes for the first time this season! Milner is middle of the road but proving he’s a great little runner. Guidolin has been blown out of the picture! And it’s the Swansea owners! Not the first time some Americans have been responsible for friendly fire. The knives are out at the Olampeic Stadium…quite literally for one or two Hammers. Ayazzzz!!! Ah … the West Ham way, 2016, strikes again. And it’s neck and neck here too…Wilshere goes for the win! But he’s hit the post and won’t go the distance, yet again! It’s looking liking a draw here with seconds remaining… But what’s this? A last minute handball does the trick! It’s all square in the battle of the Belgians… Phelan is still waiting for the phone to ring with a job offer. Oh, but it looks like he was using a Samsung… Pulis is picking up some momentum with his new rocket – NASA Chadli. But he’s been slowed by Patrick van Arsehole! And it’s Pep who still takes the cheq flag despite his crash! Subtitles by the community

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