Oh Puh-Lice — Is That a Bat?


– RIGHT NOW IT’S TIME FOR ONE
OF MY FAVORITE SEGMENTS. IT’S CALLED OH, PUH-LICE. [sirens wailing] – OH, PUH-LICE. – THESE ARE REAL POLICE REPORTS
FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY. WE DON’T MAKE THESE UP.
THESE ARE REAL. MARCO COHEN FROM ROCKVILLE,
MARYLAND, SAYS, “4:25 P.M., AN ANIMAL CONTROL
OFFICER RESPONDED “TO A REPORT OF A BAT
INSIDE THE HOME. THE OFFICER FOUND THAT
IT WAS ACTUALLY A SWEATBAND.” [chuckles] LATER SHE THOUGHT
SHE SAW A BEAR, BUT IT TURNED OUT
TO BE HER COUCH. IT’S RIGHT THERE.
IT’S THE SWEATBAND. MITHERA–MAROON
FROM FORTUNA, CALIFORNIA. “1:28 P.M., A WOMAN WHO ALLOWED
SNAILS TO CRAWL ON HER “AND CALLED THEM HER FRIENDS WAS SAID TO BE DISPLAYING
UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR.” THAT’S WEIRD. IT DOESN’T SAY WHAT
THE UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR WAS. THAT WAS… MELISSA BURMAN
FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. “7:53 P.M., POLICE RESPONDED
TO A REPORT FROM A WOMAN “WHO SAID THERE WAS A BALD MAN
DRESSED IN MAROON “STANDING OUTSIDE HER DOOR. “POLICE DISCOVERED
THE MAN IN QUESTION WAS HER NEIGHBOR’S
CHRISTMAS WREATH.” – [laughing] – WELL, IF YOU HAVE A WREATH THAT LOOKS LIKE A BALD MAN
DRESSED IN MAROON, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET
FOR PUTTING IT UP. IF YOU SEE A POLICE REPORT
YOU THINK I SHOULD SEE, SEND IT TO ME. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

84 thoughts on “Oh Puh-Lice — Is That a Bat?

  1. 6:40pm –  A man dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire was involved in a pick-pocket incident. He was dressed very similar to the original Mrs. Doubtfire and was wearing a big apron.

  2. hey everyone im a 13 year old girl who loves to act i just started my channel so i dont have many views or subscribers so it would mean the world if u could check it out i know these comments are annoying but thanks (:

  3. The one Ellen didn't read says:
    6:40pm: A man dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire was involved in a pickpocket incident. He was dressed very similar to the original Mrs. Doubtfire and was wearing a big apron.

  4. "Officer requesting back-up, i repeat, requesting back-up!!! We've got a dangerous bat attacking a civilian!!"
    "Ten four, back-up is on it's way."
    "wait, sratch that… it's only a sweatband."
    " Roger tha… wait what??"

  5. For anyone wondering the one Ellen didn't read says:
    6:40pm – A man dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire was involved in a pick pocket incident. He was dressed very similar to the original Mrs. Doubtfire and was wearing a big apron.

  6. Lol these are hilarious! And btw the missed out one said "A man dressed as Mrs Doubtfire was involved in a pickpocket incident. He was dressed very similiar to the original Mrs Doubtfire and was wearing a big apron" XD

  7. I called the police when I seen a gang of thugs in my neighbor's yard when police got there they discovered it was the 3 wise men in the neighbors nativity set!! Lol! 😂

  8. When I asked my Saudi teenage students what foreign shows they watched, every single of them said they watch Ellen. They wouldn't stop talking about how much they love Ellen. Ellen did you know you were so popular in Saudi Arabia?

  9. I have clicked through a number of these "Oh Police" segments. The thing that scares me the most is these same incredibly intelligent people also vote.

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