Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Ball Tampering
Okay who’s talking poorly of the Australian cricket team. Who is calling us cheats? What is this fucking bullshit? As far as I can see Bancroft is fixing up his pants This is a classic boxer shorts issue He’s trying to get some fresh air to the meat and potatoes And everyone’s watching him on the big screen making accusations This is a breach of privacy Crikey. He’s going in deep yeah, nah. That’s okay. It’s okay Fuck They’ve got a super slow-mo camera Okay, there is something in his hand I won’t deny it. I can see it. It’s a yellow post-it note Fuck That’s all it is He’s met a Sheila last night, and he doesn’t want to lose her number So he’s moving it from his pocket to his undies We’ve all done this every guy has done this before This is just something we do Ye nah ye ye nah And here he’s just rubbing her number on the ball for good luck Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls Especially when it’s connected to someone you like There’s Shane Warne He’s like I never tampered with my balls out on the field Whatever Warnie Michael Clarke is disgusted Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our cricket team cheats. Fuck’s sake Malcolm. Fuck’s sake Ah whatever Only thing he’s good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump Anyway, yeah look he’s cooperating He’s emptied his pockets for the umpires And the only thing in there is his sunglasses cloth to clean the sunglasses he’s not wearing Nothing suspicious all good And I mean so what if he had a press conference Admitting that he tried to change the texture of the ball with a piece of sticky tape? So what? I don’t believe him He’s only trying to protect that Sheila’s digits And yes, so what if the Australian captain Steve Smith admitted To knowing about the cheating as well He’s just being a good wingman. Okay fine fuck we cheated The Australian cricket team tried to cheat, and it’s a shit day to be Australian Fuck fine Fuck me dead none of us are proud of this. This is Smith saying to Bancroft, yeah, we’re fucked We’re totally fucked We have a lot of cameras Oh dear We’re going to end up being like the Russian Olympic team They have to use that generic Olympic flag when they compete As punishment because they’ve done too much cheating That’s what our Australian athletes could do to us Sad day Sad fucking day to be Australian This game has super slow-mo cameras, snickometers, hot spot technology, LED stumps and bails But no, our player’s thought,”No worries. We can get away with this shit.”
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"Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls." – Ozzy Man 2018
Again I am here after India Vs Australia ICC cricket world cup 2019 match, (where we Indians beautifully defeated the aussies) after zampa is under their accusations of ball tampering.
Australian fucks
Maybe Australians have cheated many times before as well but this was the first time they were caught
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Fuck Australian media hiding the truth. Following the steps of Ricky the Legend of cheating.
This was the cricket match. One has to work harder here. This is not reasonable to saying him not tampering with ball. He has done the ball tampering and u have to admit. this is not the place to doing such useless thing.
What's the need of putting note on ball, can you tell this? I guess no then don't shout asshole
It is a crime . But he come clean for this . I am from Indian .๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ
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aus and pak are the bad crickers
Australia have a track record of being whiny cheaters in the sport of cricket ahem ahem Ricky Ponting
Australia always cheats dad is Ricky ponting
Fuck Fucked Fucked
Shame on Australian Cricket Team! People who should be embasadors for the spread of Cricket are ruining the game like this. Disgusting!
Thatโs Handscomb at 2.08 not smith
He is masturbating imagining Warner's wife he fucked last night
Whole Australian team is cheater. Greatest was ricky pointing.
Ozzy man for POTUS
Plz change the name of Australia
Sledgers tampers aleins
Too much sunscreen
Cristopher nolan class the cameraman
It's okay guys, he was tampering with his own balls
Clark looks pissed
Whats the big deal. Aren't all Aussies the decendents of criminals and whores.
he should have said he tampered with the wrong 'ball'
Australian cricket team is known for playing dirty all over the world.
Under arm bowlers. Aussies been cheating forever.๐
Wonder is this how they have won their world cups in past years?
CAMERON BANKRUPT LOL
Surprising it didn't cut his dick
Nice english.
Australian team culture has always been rubbish… But they crossed limits in 2018…. Well done CA for the 1 year ban on Smith and Warner
What the fuck r u talking funny
They should get some lessons from Pakistani bowlers.
This is all a bunch of BS. We all know Australia doesn't exist. ๐
I lost it when he said "no worries! we can get away with it".
This man is high on fuck
"Sad fucking day to be Australian"….
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Yada, yada, yada . . . How'd the date go?
2:05 It was not Smith.
that is not ozzy man reviews thats Aussie man reviews … โน๏ธ๐ณ
Oz are worst human species on earth.. uncultured and rude
What's with you and Sheila ๐ค๐ค
Fucktards Pusstralians
we've all done it
1:10
Your own ball can inswing after it.
Why you are still saying cheater
You need to move on
And please don't hate him
He already apologize
ENGLAND WIN BY 8 WICKETS WITH 18 OVERS TO SPARE
SWEET JESUS
No world cup 2019 post yet?
ozzy what is the musiz you using at the end of the video?
Meat and potatoes ๐
This man is savage ๐๐
Joke from twitter : "Australia really struggling ever since they banned cheating.. "
Just a light hearted joke, aussies are still a top team in cricket.
Oozy is an Australian. I didn't knw that
Fuck me dead….lmfao
Better than biting it like Pakistanis.
So…the real story is there were 3 balls tampered by Bancroft
I tamper with my balls everyday.
Cricket ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ. Lol. Watch a real sport like hockey or baseball if you want something similar. ๐.
He probably figured that nobody watches fucking Cricket
I don't know anything about cricket but how the hell can you cheat with a yellow little piece of paper.
Review the world cup final
Do it on sachin tampering his balls in 2003
Sheila no. Lol
Quality
Meh. Baseball picthers are always messing with their balls. There are so many places to hide whatever it is they like to use…and sometimes they get caught.
Meanwhile non cricketing nations be like: What the fuck is this Aussie ranting about?
Tarnished for ever.. shame
Am I the only one who sees the grey dead face on the man?
Aussie : Cheats
Other countries : We aren't surprised MFs
Australian are cheater, it's true
Dafuq is wrong with dopey hats…looks like shit
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Does it really matter lol?
Hard to know that Ball the wankers
Fiddling with.
Or was it DIY circumcising.
Ex Australian crickets reacted angrily because the current team got caught ๐๐๐๐
But cricket is relevant in what, like four countries?
Nobody knew about this until Ozzy Man reviewed it. Now 4 million more people who give zero fucks have seen it.
hahahahaha u funny bro
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Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant….funny as fuck….
I fucking hate aussieโs dirty convict bastards.
Rule Brittania Brittania rules the waves! ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Smith came back with 144 wow wonderful absolutely class player he is โคโคโค
See Australia IsReal… The proof is in the shame!
Cricket Australia team so many times cheating and cheating every time cheating
cricket gentleman game but Australia cricketers not Gentleman's
"THERE'S SHANE WARNE SAYING I NEVER TAMPERED WITH MY BALLS ON THE FIELD…..AAAA WHATEVER WARNIE!" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Ball tampering isn't a big deal. I feel bad for those 3
heyy mate i adore you to the core and all that but if only you were as passionate toward cricket and how amazing cricket australia is you wouldnt have used this as content for your channel. me not being australian but a massive fan of australian cricket its pretty much the worst of me nightmares to see ozzy man hating on his own team ( besides the truth of the matter that it was an aweful thing to do)..never the less your an absolute legend!!
Who is here after Smith's century at ashes ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Smith bancroft and warner should be banned for 2 years
Anytime Australia cricketer cheater
Can't believe its been a year ๐
You nana
Same old aussies always cheatIng
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2:06 wasn't Smith, he is Peter handscomb
Best commentary award goes to ozzyy man๐โค๏ธ
Fucking ozzys
At 2:07 it's Peter Handscomb, not Steve Smith