where’s the f***ing reserve?… f***ing eagle.. bastard… ***?! ***… Lads copy, I’m on reserve, will need help.
An eagle has collided with me and collapsed the whole glider. To the tree, to the tree!! TO THE TREE!! Yes! alive! fine! ***!! Alive! fine!.. EAGLE!!.. wow, ****… Will walk now, huh? What, bastard? Why are you trembling now?
Don’t rip my glider, arsehole! Don’t rip my glider you freak!! Now I have to wrestle with you… to… let you go… moron… ****ing moron… ****, you’re f***ed!!.. You bastard wanted to kill me!
And now you’re f***ing trembling here!! Ok, I will now… you f***ed now… Thanks to Andryuha The Skydiver who packed my reserve oh so good!!! Huuuh f*** you bastard, I will f*** you now You even didn’t allow to me to recover, you condom!!
Feathered bastard!! I will now… Pfff, I’m alive, I’m fine, I’m OK. And now I will f*** this f***ing sh*t. Ok, now, I will begin freeing my wonderful paraglider, my reserve… … AND F***ING WRESTLE WITH REALLY F***ING BIG ALIVE EAGLE!! arrgh, f***ing ****… Now hold on, you f***ing bastard!!! [To the camera] Well, apologies about the swearing… but… But a cheerful game is f***ing awaiting me,
a game “F**K THE EAGLE, SAVE THE GLIDER!” ..otherwise I will not make it out of here… if I can’t get him out..
Sh*t, and I have so f***ing much gear on me… Ok Eaglie, are you f***ing ready? You know I **** have a friend with the same *** name as *** yours.. …that’s why I will show you now the Bear Grylls… Ok, what do I have? that’s a radio, huh? ***** oafish eagles… F***, you don’t obey the rules!
And you don’t look around, f**kwits! ****!!! ***!!! You *** must say ‘thank you!’ that I’m not going to beat and kill you! Wait, I will just contact my guys… Pilot 2, from the air: How are you? Lads, lads, copy! This is ParaVoffka, do you copy?
Lads, lads, copy! This is ParaVoffka, do you copy? Pilot 2: Yes I copy you Well, tell to the take-off that I’m ok. An eagle **** collided
with me, make the mess from my wing, I landed on **** reserve. I’m sitting in the forest, and still have this ***** eagle,
he can’t get ****** out…
… and I gonna WRESTLE with him to let him go… Pilot 2: Mwahahaha! That’s beautiful. And how are you? All good? Fortunately I’m OK, I’m good, ***, I *** now have ****,
**** ***, **** ******* ****!!! And I don’t **** know what
*** to do with that ***** big ***** douchebag!!!
*** ***! **** will not go without that *** ****! Plt 2: ))))) Use your camera, it will be such a good footage!
I reckon it’s never happened before and will never happen in the
future, shoot it with your camera!! Yeah I filming don’t *****, you ****, ******!
***** *** ****** care of that *** eagle! ***!!! Bugger! Now, now, I’m wrestling with him, he’s tumbling!! He’s pecking me!! Or more exactly he’s pecking my glider!! Probably I need to get him exhausted first, what do you think? Plt 2: Certainly… Probably it’s not worth to kill him? Honestly, I don’t want to kill him… Poor f**** thing… But I need to extract him from there and he can mutilate me!
He has a huge beak and can snap off my fingers!! **** ****!!! Plt 2: Oh yeah. Care about yourself too. Plt 2, to other pilots: Ok… Andryuha, Seryoga… Voffka is good…
[chukle] fighting with the chicken. A giant chicken breezed into
him, they landed together on the reserve …and the chicken still can’t get out from lines
They are … [chukle] wrestling now ParaVoffka: Hey chicken! How the **** are you??
Pilot 3: Copy that, Python. Pilot 3: Try to hang above him if you can.
I’m at goal now, let us now any news ParaVoffka: bastard, huh…
Plt 2: Copy that, it’s lifty here Hey, where are going? Where?? Hey! My glider!!!
Freeze, bastard! Freeze!! [To the radio] He’s running with my glider, down the slope!!! Lads, I dunno… I don’t want it but probably I will ****** have to kill him…
I have **** no idea what to do with him… Pilot 2: he wouldn’t run too far, don’t worry. [To the radio] Oh f*ckwits with wings, f***ing flying
and don’t f***ing look **** around, bastards, f***!! Listen if not the reserve I’d be f***ed Ok, I’m in the forest, far and deep!!…
F***… And he’s even going down, a condom with wings… Berdie, you know… You need… to walk out of here. Yeah… Just untangle… the lines Plt 2, still from the air: Look, his chaps have flown
in here, and are circling with me above that point. Plt2: …they wanna rescue him? Hey, they gonna beat you I reckon 🙂 ParaVoffka: Ok, now what do you have here… Ok… Ok… Plt 2: Wow. Or are they gonna beat me instead??.. Ok… Well, now your little paw… Ok… Wow, what a big and such a f***ing good eagle!!! Look, I’m touching a big eagle! Ok, now I will free your wingie… and… …after that you will be able… to run away…
…and if you’re lucky, even fly away. Damn… f***ing competition [thin] lines… Turning out you hanged on just a single line… Ok… got it… The main thing is: don’t twitch Don’t twitch I said you moron, bastard!! Freeze!! FREEZE!! F***ING FREEZE!!! You f***ing bastard ***** don’t peck my lines!!! I will f*** your in the asshole!!! THAT’S IT!
BUGGER OFF HERE YOU BASTARD!! Ok now, everyone’s attention please. The eagle is SAFE, the eagle is FREE, the eagle HAS GONE.
Even, has flown. Ok I’m packing now. Copy. субтитры: Миха, Андрюха-Баюн, СергейКа, а также анонимусы с гдей.ру и ЖЖ.