Putin “Scores” Seven Goals Against Pro Hockey Stars


VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS THIS
REPUTATION OF BEING A TRUE MAN’S MAN, OF WRESTLING BEARS AND
SWIMMING IN FREEZING WATER, BUT IS THAT REPUTATION
ACTUALLY EARNED? OR ARE PEOPLE JUST
GOING EASY ON HIM? WE WILL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
FOOTAGE HERE WHERE HE WAS TEARING UP THE ICE AS PART OF
HIS 63RD BIRTHDAY PARTY. [ANNOUNCEMENT IN RUSSIAN] SO YOU ONLY SEE THE ONE GOAL.
HE IS PLAYING AGAINST FORMER NFL PLAYERS — NHL. HE GOT SEVEN GOALS. I DON’T
THINK ICELAND IN “MIGHTY DUCKS 2” GOT SEVEN GOALS. HE DESTROYED
THEM BY HIMSELF. WE KNOW WHO THIS REMINDS EACH
OTHER OF, NO QUESTION. YEAH, KIM JONG-IL. HE WAS SAID TO HAVE BOWLED A
300 EVERY TIME HE BOWLED. BUT VLADIMIR PUTIN ONCE BOWLED
A 400. KIM JONG-IL BOWLED A 300
EVERY TIME HE BOWLED, AND HE PLAYED GOLF AND SHOT A 27 ON A
CHAMPIONSHIP COURSE. HE HAD NINE HOLES IN ONE. AND THE THING OF
IT IS, IT IS SO UNNECESSARY. HE’S 63 YEARS OLD, PUTIN, AND
HOCKEY PEOPLE SAY HE IS CLEARLY PRETTY GOOD. HE SKATED IN
COLLEGE, HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF, HE CAN SKATE A LITTLE BIT. HOW
RIDICULOUS IS IT, AND WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE COUNTRY, THAT
YOU HAVE GUYS ON THE ICE THAT ARE LIKE, LET PUTIN SCORE. LET THE PUTIN WIN. IT IS WONDERFULLY
EMBARRASSING, RIGHT? BECAUSE WHAT A SAD, RIDICULOUS FORM OF
PROPAGANDA. IT IS THE MOST TRANSPARENT THING EVER. IS
ANYONE SITTING AT HOME IN RUSSIA, EVEN LIKE THE MOST
DIEHARD RIGHT-WING RUSSIAN, ARE THEY LIKE, YEAH, PUTIN! I TURNED
THEM INTO GERMAN. NYET, NYET! SITTING AT HOME AND THEY GO,
YEAH, PUTIN GOT ‘EM. SEVEN GOALS. NOBODY THINKS THAT.
HIS MOM DOESN’T THINK THAT. IT SUGGESTS A LACK OF
SOPHISTICATION THAT WE WOULD EQUATE WITH NORTH KOREA, WHICH
IS STUNNING BECAUSE YOU THINK THE RUSSIANS WOULD BE MORE
SOPHISTICATED. I DON’T WANT TO ATTACK HIM ON
HIS BIRTHDAY BUT I FEEL OKAY DOING IT IN THIS BECAUSE HE IS A HUGE ASSHOLE AND
HE’S KILLING PEOPLE. IN ANY CASE I THINK WE
HAVE AN AMAZING TRADITION IN AMERICA, PROBABLY A LOT OF
COUNTRIES, WHERE IN LIKE A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, OR WHEN I
PLAYED BASKETBALL OR SOMETHING, IF THERE IS A KID ON THE TEAM WHO
IS PERHAPS SPECIAL NEEDS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WHO IS
GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING, AT THE END OF THE GAME THEY
MIGHT HAVE HIM — LET HIM DO A LAYUP SO HE IS A PART OF THE
GAME. AND EVERYBODY CHEERS FOR HIM, IT SHOWS THAT WE WANT
EVERYONE TO BE INVOLVED AND WE SUPPORT EVERYBODY IF YOU TRY AND
EVERYTHING. THEY ARE DOING THAT FOR THE GUY WHO LEADS THEIR
COUNTRY. SPECIAL NEEDS PRESIDENT
VLADIMIR PUTIN. IT IS WORSE THAN THAT, BECAUSE
THAT KID KNOWS THAT, HEY, THEY GAVE ME A LAYUP. THAT IS GREAT.
HE SCORED SEVEN TIMES, AND HE DOESN’T GET IT. HE IS LIKE,
YEAH, GOT ‘EM. LIKE AFTER FIVE TIMES, AFTER
FIVE GOALS, HE SHOULD GO GUYS, QUIT FUCKING AROUND. I AM LOOKING
LIKE JAGOFF. IF YOU DON’T STOP I WILL TAKE SHIRT OFF AND RIDE BEAR. BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT GET A
BUNCH OF FANS TOGETHER AND HAVE PEOPLE WATCH HIM PLAY BASKETBALL
AGAINST NBA PLAYERS AND SCORE 50 POINTS. HE HAS A PRIVATE COURT,
THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE. JORDAN COULDN’T STOP OBAMA
AGAIN? THAT WAS THE WORST PIECE OF PROPAGANDA I HAVE EVER SEEN.

100 thoughts on “Putin “Scores” Seven Goals Against Pro Hockey Stars

  1. First TYT video in a long time that I agree with, the cult of Putin is getting ridiculous. And then people make fun of North Korea…

  2. I haven't watched any TYT in about a year but I find it weird that all of their videos have so many dislikes, regardless of what the video is about. Does anyone know why?

  3. I would just like to point out that it was his birthday (based on the posters)… being it propaganda material or not.. let him win on his special day

  4. Look… he can't skate and he has a weak shot. If he was playing a Junior A team he would get killed. I guess TYT is right…they do the same for special needs kids, so why not Putin?

  5. Did you guys bother to do any investigation? Maybe they were just having fun and everyone knows the deal. When you report news with no facts you're just being assholes and losing integrity.

  6. You guys you don't get it any president not president any celebrity people play with any professional sports players you let him win this all about manner of people. This they do in British, Africa…….you guys you know better i learn a lot of you guys come on man

  7. It would be hilarious if he wasnt one of the worlds most powerful men. it really is something you expect to see on sacha baron cohen's the dictator.

  8. Common guys everyone knows its a joke…if Obama was playing a game vs some NBA team they would let him score a few baskets too.

  9. why do people in the comment section are so sensitive about putin getting made fun off … come on he does some ridiculous shit

  10. I'm almost positive he knew it was staged he's just and old guy having some fun on his birthday! Let him who wouldn't have fun doing that it's not propaganda that would be funny to watch that live

  11. Ah it feels great playing hockey & whooping the moderate rebels ass at the same time, so the jokes on you Muricans ha!

  12. Wait having fun at your birthday party and have it your own way because it is your birthday is bad? I don't understand. When it is our birthday we do the same thing, enjoy ourselves and do whatever we like to do. Ofcourse it was fake and the Russians knows that but who care!

  13. It is the same as if Obama were to shoot some hoops with some NBA teams on his birthday. It is a world leader having fun on his birthday playing a national sport.

  14. To be fair, if Obama does this with I don't know, the NBA, I can assure you they'd help him out and score a couple of points and win

  15. Because when Obama shoots hoops for some PR campaign and goes against real or ex-NBA players they block him on every shot right?

    LOL, it's incredible how incapable they are of seeing Western politicians do the same, just more sophisticated.

  16. Do they really think that those players was playing as well as they could. It was a friendly game and it was just for fun. No i don't like Putin and i live next to Russia.

  17. Wth o.o did I just see black people in the crowd at 0:50? I don't mean to sound completely ignorant and uneducated, but I always heard black people aren't welcome in Russia and that they basically have to fear for their lives. Can someone please educate me on this subject, I hate not knowing somethig when it's right in front of my eyes.

  18. The moment of satisfaction would have been almost worth it to have been able to check his ass flat on the ice and then promptly be executed by the KGB.

  19. Putin Scoring 7 goals in a game is more like Obama scoring 170 point in a game this shit is absrud.

    For perspective sake, the most goal in a NHL game (before Putin) was 7, established by Joe Malone in 1920. For a playoff game 5 goal is the record. If that game was deemed a playoff game he would have score 2 goal more than Maurice Richard, one of the best, if not the best hockey player that ever lived.

    Not only that but he score 7 goals against Slava Fetisov (Hall of Fame + All Stars legend) Pavel Bure (Hall of Fame), Valeri Kamensky and Alexander Mogilny (Whom were both incredible goal scorers in their prime)

    Just to add to the stupidity on his first game he actualy score 8 goal in a game….he just could not top himself this time…Love them Propaganda!

  20. Anybody who took that game seriously want their bumps feeling. It was his BIRTHDAY FFS Of course they let him score 7

  21. Doesn't Comrade Putin pull this stunt nearly every year? Boring.

    Guy is so desperate to prove he's a real man you could be forgiven for thinking he has something to hide.

  22. Cenk is just jealous Putin while 63 can still play hockey, while he stuffs his fat face with lard. And of course people know they went easy on Putin. It was just for fun. You know like a birthday present, Cenk is still butthurt how Russia fucks Turkey up, even now with Russia bombing Turkey's allies, "moderate" rebels (ISIS, Al-Nusra). Anti-Russian propaganda at its finest.

  23. The guy is 63 year old for fucks sake, they are obviously going easy on him and that is perfectly all right. Most 63 year olds I know couldn't do half the shit he does.

  24. Has anyone seen Narcos when one guy tackles Pablo Escobar hard? And he gives him the look of death? Yeah, that's Putin in real life.

  25. I am really tired of you guys. "killing people all over the world" NO That would be YOUR president.
    His country loves him. I'd do the same for my father, or any respected elder. And that elder would go along with the fun of it, that's why they are respected. You don't get it… You are looking like pathetic American brainwashed idiots.

  26. Is it really meant to be propaganda?

    I get that it's really silly to get a bunch of NHLers to stand around and let you score 7 goals against them, but I guess Putin just thinks that's fun. It shows some kind of ego, but I don't think he's trying to convince the country that he can actually play hockey.

  27. This is totally legit obviously.  In no way is Putin holding those players' families in secret detention pending his victory.

  28. I already knew TYT were ignorant by their reviews of game of thrones… now i also know they are pathetic and shouldn't give their opinion about anything else.. I thought they would criticize Putin playing Hockey by mentioning hockey moves, hockey rules and what goes on on other hockey games.. but no… they don't know anything, specially about politics…

  29. It was a birthday party. No one thought it was competitive. Russians aren't stupid, they split the atom and kept a space station in orbit for more than a decade.

  30. The unprofessionalism of these journalists is depressing. Putin's team included such ex-NHL stars as Viacheslav Fetisov, Alexei Kasatonov, Pavel Bure, Alexander Mogilny, Sergei Makarov, Valeri Kamensky, Vladimir Myshkin et al. The loosing team was Russian Night Hockey League Team, featuring amateur ice-hockey players including some of the wealthiest businessmen in Russia, such as Arkady Rotenberg and Boris Zingarevich. Putin, who only learned to play hockey several years ago, is vastly inferior to the others who play with him, all of whom play "easy" on Putin and allow him to shoot on goal until he scores.

  31. Imagine Donald Trump in Putin's situation here. Trump would probably showboat after every "goal." Speaking of Trump, the way these players approach Putin kind of reminds me of the way the U.S. media handles Trump.

  32. Не против профессиональных звёзд хоккея.
    Там играли такие-же политики и звёзды хоккея которые давно на пенсии. И матч этот был для популяризации Хоккея и спорта и не столько соревновательный сколько дружеский.
    Ибо у нас (Да как и наверное во многих странах) достижения свершаются в основном в популярных видах спорта.
    Да и в целом Владимир Владимирович часто использует свой авторитет для привлечения внимания к важным аспектам и проблемам.

    Вы полагаете что это он пиарится на подобного рода вещах, да это от части так, но в основном – наоборот, он своим присутсвием пиарит и привлекает внимание к событиям, спорту или проблемам, и он этим прекрасно пользуется. В этом нет ничего плохого я считаю.

  33. I cant believe how asinine the "Young Turds" can be over something that is obviously a ceremonial, cultural display. You guys need to clip that cyst off your ovaries or someone will bitch slap ya.

  34. Ya sound a lil doooooshy, guys. Russians have access to fox if they want it, or the New York Times too,, but they still like a party for their guy. Awe…I think it's sweet. Can't say the same for Obama now,can we?

  35. This report is laughable. Four grown men sitting around giving each other masturbatory validation for smarmy comments about Putins birthday celebration? You can find videos of Obama beating NBA players on YouTube and it wernt even on his birthday! This is a joke, but i guess 'the young turks' is a business at the end of the day and you are just trying to churn out any old crap and act like its news. It seems like this channel and Vice both just turned into a parody of themselves over the last couple of years. Disappointing.

  36. The saddest thing is that this is the only video about Putin for the last two months. Given all the shit that Putin did in Syria, he literally got not coverage at all. All his efforts to look important are worthless.

  37. Russian citizens, who overwhelmingly support Putin, treated this as entertainment, as we do the WWF, and not as serious sport. This is Russian humor, a little gift to Putin from the public. The situation in North Korea is quite different. Yes Ben, Russians are "a bit more sophisticated." There's nothing dire here.

  38. hey uncle puttin i wanna go and play some hockey with uncle putin love ya toddy micheal hall come and get me please im at the golden gate 66 in plattsburgh ny on lake champlain

  39. US terrorist Obama kills innocent people with drones instead! Go home from Germany! Bush killed hundred thousand of innocent citizens during the war in Iraq because of a lie!! USA began a war against Vietnam because of a lie!! USA created Al Qaeda. USA spent 5 milion $ to achieve a regime change in Ukraine. USA politicians are evil, trying to demonize Putin! Shame on you!!

  40. its funny how americans want to make russia look bad.I am not russian but how stupid you need to be to make video about putin playing hockey on his b-day and critic him just for haveing fun, and the sad truth for murica is that rest of the world is just laughing at them for doing stuff like this

  41. Wow, I had no idea putin was only 5 feet tall. Look at the little guy out there on the ice, so cute, he almost looks like a real man!

  42. Listen, boneheads, shame on you: 1. Putin is not professional hockey player,-Putin is professional President of a great country, Russia; 2.Russian people love their President Putin and, therefore, they do their best to please
    him sometimes while having fun playing some hockey after a hard day on a deep night, remember his amateur league is called ‘Night League; and 3. People sometimes fall and slip on ice, it is not a big deal, particularly, remember, Putin is 65+ y.o, and BTW he isi n great shape, he moves way more smoothly on ice than many presidents and people of his age do on ground, that's for sure!..

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