State Jokes!! The Funniest Jokes About Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri


The Funniest Jokes About Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, and Missouri Lewis Black on Boston traffic: “The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling, ‘The British are coming! The British are coming!’” What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on television? The Detroit Lions. What are the four seasons in Minnesota? Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. How do you know when you’re staying in a Mississippi hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.” A man from Kansas City walks into a bar and asks, “Wanna hear a joke about people from St. Louis?” The bartender says, “Listen, pal, I’m from St. Louis, and I won’t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he’s from St. Louis too. And the bouncer, that huge guy there, is also from St. Louis. So do you still want to tell that joke?” “No,” says the guy from Kansas City. “Not if I have to explain it three times.”

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