STUMP KITCHEN, STUMP KITCHEN GLUTEN-FREE, VEGAN EATS
AND STUMPTASTIC TREATS! Hello and welcome to Stump Kitchen. It’s like
super rainy out today and super blustery. Look! You can see the water just rippling
over the street. So I thought it was the perfect day to do an unboxing from my very favourite
YouTube channel from the UK, Crude Vegans. Holy s#%t they are funny! Plus their accents
are just the f#%kin’ sweetest! They do taste tests, review different vegan foods, they
give great advice, and they swear a f#%k ton. I’ll put their channel link below so make
sure you go and check them out. So we decided to send each other s#%t. Wow! Okay let’s do
this! They put this on all the boxes. It says “enjoy mother stumper!” [laughs] Motherstumper!
F#%k this is exciting! Oh yeah. Holy s#%t! Ohhh! Gluten-free super seeded oat cakes.
These look amazing! [crunch] Huh interesting. Nutty and flaxxy and – You can like, put hummus
on this s#%t! That’s f#%kin’ rad! What’s next? Oat drink – chocolate. Oat-ly!
It says “Shake me”. Here goes nothin’! Holy f#%k! That’s like drinking milk chocolate!
How the f#%k is this vegan? You wanna send me some more of this? [laughs] Okay what do
we have next? Jeli Sweets Tropical Wonder. Oh god. Sometimes you need scissors for packaging that’s not stump friendly. Mmm! Ooh! Wow! That texture was not what I expected! These
are f#%kin’ good! Just wash that down with some Oat-ly! This looks like a sweet box of something.
“It’s not just the chocolate that loves you back, I love you too.” [laughs] Mmm! Ooh!
That’s f#%kin’ fancy. We got some Moo-free organic chocolate. Me and packages have never
been, you know, that tight. Look it got a little melted on the trip. Yeah! I like that!
Mmm! The original HP Sauce. See now, we’ve got
HP Sauce here, but it’s probably different than yours. I assume this is better cause
it’s the f#%kin’ original! What do you put this on? Fake meat? Barbecued vegetables?
Do you put it on a stump? Oh! F#%k! Ooh! Oh! Wow! Vinegary and tangy – that’s nice though
-would you put that on fries? Oh! Sour Bear Yo-yos? What the f#%k? [belches] [laughs] This is fun! Look my stump has a scarf for the blustery day! Cheers mate! Deliciously
Ella Energy Ball. Looks like a little mound of poop! Oh f#%k yeah! More of this and more
of this – together! Marmite? What the f#%k? It’s like Vegemite
maybe? I’ve had Vegemite before so… Oh my god! Mmm! That’s really f#%kin’ good! Do you
have to refrigerate this s#%t? A Brain Licker? It’s a sour candy drink. Okay! Just gonna
wash down that Marmite. [gargles] What the f#%k? It says it’s a drink but it looks like
roll-on deodorant. I wanna just like — Do I suck on it? Do I roll it on my brain? I
don’t know how it works! Oh you lick it! You f#%kin’ lick it! Mmm! Mmm! This is like f#%kin’
Christmas in May! What are you? Bottoms up! Holy s#%t! Yeah
that’s good! It’s like sweet and sour and something that would come off of a unicorn! [popping bubble wrap] Rainbow drops! It looks like popcorn but I
don’t know what it is. [indecipherable] What the f#%k is this? It kinda tastes like Corn
Pops cereal and Lucky Charms cereal. Vegetarian marshmallows! Oh yeah! I love these so much!
Yum! Okay we’re gettin’ serious now! Raw Incan
BBQ Kale Chips. Here we go. [crunch] Hmm yeah! [laughs] Yeah! This is what kale chips tastes
like. Naked Bakewell Tart. I like things that are
naked! Mmm! That’s f#%kin’ nice! Oh I love these! Dip -dip-dip-dip-dip-dip! Lick the
stick! Dip it in! Oh it kinda pops in my mouth! What are you? Toffee honeycomb! Ooh that smells
like f#%kin’ bees’ bums! [crunch] Ohh!! I wanna put that in my coffee! What are you? They’re little pings– pigs–
pigs– pigs. I’m a pig stump, pig pig pig stump. Oink oink! I almost feel bad eating
them! Oh f#%k that’s good! Dib-Dab! It’s another dabber-licker licker-dab
lick – licking– it’s a lick and dab! Holy s#%t! Yeah I f#%kin’ like that. Although it
tastes a bit like laundry detergent as well. Straight up! Coconut chips! Oh yeah! Just
straight up coconut chips! Mmm dark chocolate with clementine! Oh f#%k that smells good! Yeah! Lemon and Green Tea Om bar. Raw cocoa. Cakow.
Cacao. Cakow? Cakow. Oh that’s nice! You can taste the — it’s more bitter. Orange Coconut and Chia! 1. Remove the lid
and boil the kettle. Wait five minutes, then tuck in. Tuck in! You’re getting about 250
calories of slow-release energy to fuel you for your morning. Go get ’em, tiger! [tiger
roar] [bell dings] Hummus chips! Chili and lemon flavour. [crunch]
Yes this is so good! Look at my new hat. Parma Violets. Alright. Holy s#$t that flavour!
It’s like eating a f#%king flower! What is this? Oh! It’s not hard, it’s soft! F#%k I
like this! It’s also like a big cigar. Fish & Chips Rock — is this going to taste
like fish and chips? I guess we’ll see! No it just tastes like sugar. Cherry drops. I
hate anything that’s cherry flavoured. I love cherries the fruit, but cherry flavour is
like the worst. So I’m trying these because I f#%king love you both! Okay Jess and Lyd
this is for you! No I can’t do it! Yass! Soft mints. Oh these are like Mentos! Mmm
mmm mmm mmm! Salted dark chocolate. Oh f#%k that is good! Dairy-free Fudgey Bites — with
no udder ingredients. [laughs] Like no milk. Oh! That’s f#%kin’ rad! [belches] You folks
have good candy! Maple bacon chips! Oh sorry, they’re not chips, they’re crisps! Look at this pretty thing! Doisy and Dam — is
it chocolate? Handmade in the UK! Vegan! Gluten free! No. What the f#%k’s “g”? Look how f#%kin’
pretty that is! Ginger, chili flakes, and hemp seed. Oh yeah. Ooh that’s spicy! I got
f#%kin’ chocolate on my pants. Time to try this! Mmm! But I think it needs
some Oat-ly in it! Oh yeah! Mmm! Crude Vegans – thank you so much! That was
the f#%king best! Like I said, make sure you check out the Crude Vegans YouTube channel.
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STUMP KITCHEN, STUMP KITCHEN GLUTEN-FREE, VEGAN EATS
AND STUMPTASTIC TREATS! Oh my stomach! Ugh! There’s so many flavours
inside me! Whoo!