The Dark Knight – I’m Not Wearing Hockey Pads


Ever intending to see your wife again,
lieutenant? I thought you had to
go look after your mother, detective. Checked her back into the hospital. I’m sorry. – So he hasn’t shown up?
– He often doesn’t. – I like reminding everybody he’s out there.
– Why wouldn’t he come? Hopefully… …because he’s busy. [TIRES SCREECHING] That’s why we bring dogs. – My little princes.
MAN: Please. Please, they’re crawling in my mouth.
Please, I beg you, get them off. CHECHEN: Look what your drugs
do to my customers. SCARECROW:
Buyer beware. I told you my compound
would take you places. I never said they’d be places
you wanted to go. My business, repeat customers. SCARECROW: You don’t like what I have
to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone
to buy from. [BARKING] My dogs are hungry. Pity there’s only one of you. [THUG 1 YELLS] [THUG 2 YELLS] [GUN COCKS] CHECHEN: What…
SCARECROW: That’s not him. Loose the dogs! [SCREAMS] SCARECROW:
That’s more like it. [TIRES SCREECHING] [GRUNTING] [YELLING] [DOG GROWLS] [YELLS] [DOG WHIMPERS] [TIRES SCREECHING] Don’t let me find you out here again. – We’re trying to help you.
BATMAN: I don’t need help. Not my diagnosis. What gives you the right?
What’s the difference between you and me? I’m not wearing hockey pads. OFFICER:
Everybody back now! [REPORTERS CLAMORING] He can’t resist showing us his face. GORDON:
What’s he hiding under that makeup? RAMIREZ:
Uh, can we get a minute, people, please? Him again. Who are the others? Another bunch of smalltimers. [DEVICE CLICKING] BATMAN:
Some of the marked bills I gave you. My detectives have been
making drug buys with them. This bank was another drop for the Mob.
That makes five. – We found the bulk of their dirty cash.
– Time to move in. We’d have to hit all banks simultaneously.
SWAT teams, backup. What about this Joker guy? One man or the entire Mob? He can wait. When the new DA hears about this,
he’ll want in. – Do you trust him?
– Be hard to keep him out. I hear he’s as stubborn as you are.

13 thoughts on “The Dark Knight – I’m Not Wearing Hockey Pads

  1. When my work hired a new supervisor for our Security team I asked the manager who interviewed him "Do you trust him?"

    But then I disappeared before he could answer.

  2. “What’s the difference between you me?”
    “I was trained by a Jedi master, a CIA agent who singlehandedly tracked down his kidnapped daughter hundreds of miles from home, and Aslan.”

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