You’re on blue; right?
No, I’m on red. No, you’re not.
Yeah, I am. You’re lying. I’m not. Yes, you are.
I know you’re lying. You lost the poll.
You lost the poll, bub. Cooper, you’re my favorite
forward rep. I don’t think so. You were also my favorite rep
when you were on the team. I don’t know if you’re
being serious or not. To see who the fans wanted
mic’d up first, and you lost. ‘Cause I –. You were an option.
Oh, sick. It was me, you, Ant, and,
for some unknown reason, Chatagnier.
What? Coming from the guy
that I walked into the dugout and he was looking at me
and saying, “Not today.” [Laughter]. You’re the starting quarterback, you don’t need
any more attention. Get away, Kevin.
You’re in his –. You’re in my shot.
You’re in his shot. You’re in my shot.
Look at Thomas, trying to look cool now.
What a guy. Why do you need glasses?
You’re at third base. Why do you have
a yellow shirt on? Because I was actually
a good defender for one time. Nice. Go ahead. Shut up. Shut up. I’m beating you, Ant.
Ha ha ha. Don’t give me that placebo
talk on the mic over here. I know that’s the only
reason you’re talking, because you usually don’t.
Wait a minute, are you –. Yeah. You want to say something?
You weren’t going to say — you weren’t going to say
anything about it? What, you couldn’t see it?
No, I just –. I’m not like T.K.,
I don’t make it a huge deal when I get on the mic; you know? Oh, yeah. Come on, Ant.
Good boy, Ant. Hit them, baby. Yeah, he don’t want to go — oh. Yeah, you don’t want
to go on this. He’s going. He’s going.
Hold on. Yes, sir. Boy. I could be
a fortune-teller, too. That a boy, Ealy. Way to stay on it.
That a boy. Attaboy. Ow. Dirt’s not hard. You ripped your pants. Just stay over here.
Look, eat your goldfish and –. It’s happened.
I heard it. Shut it. I think I’m delusional
right now, Scoot. Are you enjoying this content?
You don’t need this. You really don’t. Yes, I do.
No, I promise you don’t. Your lips are not chapped.
I’m addicted. I know. I know.
We’re trying to help that. Look at Kevin in the outfield.
He is lost. He got mad at me the other day
because I asked if he — if he thought he was good
in the outfield. You don’t need it.
You don’t need it. Think about how much money
you spend on Chapstick a year. I don’t care. I don’t care.
Way too much. My mother understands.
No, she doesn’t. Yes, she does.
Addiction’s not good. You’re mic’d up?
Yeah. You think you’re all cool? I have done the same thing the
whole year, and you know that. I think this is the first time
you’ve ever been mic’d up. Well, yeah, but I’m saying
I still am acting the same way. Hey, what’d you end up
eating yesterday? You spent 35 bucks
on a burger? 14 bucks on a burger?
Did you get fries? You better have ate
two pounds of peanuts. Oh, you are. They can cut them.
I’m not kidding. Just with scissors.
I don’t know how they do it. I’ve just been told
that they can. I’m sure they have to
with your mouth. I could make the same burger on
my George Foreman, in the grill. 100 percent. Probably better.
Just a hair. It’s okay. You didn’t even
want me on the mic; that’s what you put
the poll out for. Yeah, fans got
what they wanted. You see that? That was a 6-2 speed
right there. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. [Running and breathing]. Woo.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Come on, Peyton. Y’all like that? Moves.
You like that knock? You like that hit, don’t you? Huh?
You like that hit? Yeah.
Hey. Holy hell. That was a shot.
Yeah. Yeah. That was a –. Help. Get on it.
Get on it. That a boy, two. Woo. Yeah. Let’s go. Come on.
We’re there. We’re there. We’re there. We’re there.
Up easy. Up easy. Woo. Let’s go. Let’s go.
Yeah. Let’s go. Let’s go. Play it forward.
Play it forward. Let’s go.
Let’s go. Everyone was happy about being
back out there on the field. Pitchers —
pitchers threw well today. But, you know, back at it
again tomorrow. Offense is going to come up,
ready to play, and it feels good.
Everyone’s excited, so, let’s get after it.