This Burger Is A Hockey Puck! – Bar Rescue, Season 5

Let’s see what they were about
to serve their customers.
Okay, this is
a French dip. These are our
pulled pork nachos.And this is our
nacho totchos
The chili burger.
Our signature
Y Not burger.
Okay. Enjoy. Okay, Chef,
let’s talk about
this burger. Sean:Come on,
it’s a hockey puck.
Dead piece of beef.Phil:
Don’t do it.
You don’t want that.
Oh, my Gosh.
Oof. Disgusting.
This is definitely
the worst burger I’ve ever
( bleep ) had in my life. And now
on to the nachos. Touch it, Phil.
Feel it. Bad, bad, bad. This tastes like
it was cooked months ago. That’s ( bleep ) nasty. – You know what,
he’s right here.
– Sorry to bother you. – Yvette, push on that.
– Doesn’t look good. – Should a burger
push back on you?
– No. – I– I don’t have an answer.
– They ( bleep ) up
the burger, right? – Yeah.
– One down. How ’bout this?
Is that one right, Jon? It sat in the window
too long. It didn’t get that way
from being in the window. – It got that way from being
overcooked, right?
– Yes. Okay. Now, how ’bout
that one, Phil?How’s that one look?My stomach hurts
just from looking at it. That looks like
what my cat threw up in my living room
this morning. I would never eat this
if it came to my table. It’s a complete failure. Phil:
Oh, my gosh.
He overcooked the cheese,
that is not right. Oh, really?
This isn’t right? – That is not right.
– Gee, that would’ve
surprised me. How ’bout if I mount it
on the wall as a piece of decor,
how does that look? ‘Cause it serves a better
purpose on your frickin’ wall, than it does on a plate. And you knew it
when it came out here. It’s not true. You have a venue
across the street
with 10,000 seats that lights up
200 times a year. And you’re racing
( bleep ) goldfish.

56 thoughts on “This Burger Is A Hockey Puck! – Bar Rescue, Season 5

  1. It's a fucking shame how much food was wasted for nothing. Lots of hungry people and if nothing else, look at the people of Africa or North Korea. Making pulled pork is pretty simple. And if you cannot make a normal ass hamburger, you do not need to be in the kitchen. But they had tater tots, hard to fuck those up, but probably they succeeded.

  2. This was the first Bar Rescue episode I've watched in a year. I used to watch this show all the time, and I see nothing has changed. Jon Taffer goes into a bar and starts screaming, the staff becomes emotional, then things change

  3. Love the part where Jon Taffer picks up a piece of meat (if you call it that the way it looked) from his plate of nachos and says: "That looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning." The so-called burger bun looked more like a hot cross bun people would have for breakfast than put a lump of beef inside it. Observing those meals I could tell they were less than appetizing.

  4. How about if I mount the nachos on a wall as a piece of daycore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. 1:14 Lmfao that looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. Messed up part is later when they find out they have a bedroom door for their walk in. No wonder their food is sht.

  7. Why does it not surprise me that Jon Taffer owns a cat..? Love this dude but not gonna lie, I lost a little bit of respect for him after finding that out.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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