TripTank – Stump the Goog


CARL, DID YOU EAT ALL
THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH? – HOLD IT.
SHUT UP FOR A SECOND. – CARL?
– HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
IS AWESOME ABOUT GOOGLE? GOOGLE’S NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS IS THE SAME
AS ITS NAME IN SPANISH. – ELGOOG? – THAT’S BRANDING ON
A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL, MAN. LIKE 3-D CHECKERS AND SHIT. – ELGOOG.
– GOOGLE’S ALL POWERFUL! THERE’S NOTHING GOOGLE
CAN’T GOOGLE. – I COULD STUMP THE GOOG.
– [scoffs] IF ANYBODY’S GONNA STUMP
THE GOOG, IT’S GONNA BE ME. – OH, YEAH?
– OH, YEAH. – OH, YEAH?
– OH, YEAH. – YOU’RE ON. both: STUMP THE GOOG! [acid guitar] – AND WE’RE IN.
– YEAH, ME FIRST. GOOGLE A MONKEY RAPING
A SOCK MONKEY. – [screeching] – [laughing]
OH, YOU’RE WELCOME! – GOOGLE CATACORN. – [meow] – OKAY, GOOGLE A MONKEY
RAPING A BANANA. – WHAT IS WITH YOUR
MONKEY RAPING THING? – [screeching] OKAY, LET’S DANCE. CLOWN DOING LAUNDRY. – CELEBRITY COLONOSCOPIES. – MEXICAN LEPRECHAUN.
– PIÑATAS GONE WILD.
– WOOKIE NOOGIE.
– EROTIC SHRUBBERY. – MIDGET NINJAS WHO ALSO MIME. – QUADRIPLEGIC STRIPPER. – URINE BLOWBACK.
– ASS CARPET. – SEXY JESUS.
– PLATY [bleep]. – FICUS FLIGHT CLUB.
– SHARDS OF GLASS-CICLE. – PUBE OF THE MONTH CLUB.
– SACK-O-LANTERN. – GOLLUM ON VACATION.
– EJACULA. – TAMPON TEA.
– MUPPETS GETTIN’ BUSY. – FRUIT PORN! – JESUS, DUDE. OH, I GOT ONE!
MOVE. A MONKEY RAPING–OW! – GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS. DO YOU MIND IF I UPLOAD MYSELF? I AM ELGOOG,
KEEPER OF THE GOOGLE. [retches] – WHAT THE [bleep]?
– OH, GOD. – I MUST INSIST
THE TWO OF YOU–HOW DO YOU SAY? CUT THE SHIT. THE GOOGLE IS NOT A TOY.
IT IS A TOOL
TO BE USED RESPONSIBLY
TO ACCESS INFORMATION,
AND, OF COURSE,
FOR THE BOOBIES. IT IS NOT FOR YOU TWO DIPSHITS
TO GOOGLE WILLY-NILLY. – HEY, THIS IS AMERICA,
GOOGLE LARD ASS, AND I DON’T RECALL GOOGLING
SEÑOR BABY FAT [bleep] FACE. WE DIDN’T, DID WE, ANU? – NO, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD. GOOGLE ELGOOG. – NO, NO.
YOU CANNOT GOOGLE THE GOOGLE! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!
[yelling] [boom] – ANU. – WHAT? – I DID EAT ALL
THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. [telephone rings]

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