[MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, you mean like the note
that you pass in class that’s, like, very poorly written? (TRUMP IMPRESSION)
Dear Mr. President, let’s work out a good deal. It’s really gonna be really
good, better than major world. You don’t want to be
responsible for slaughtering thousands of people. And I don’t want to be
responsible for destroying the Turkish
economy– and I will. I pardon turkeys every
year, but now you. You can make a great deal. History will look
upon you favorably. I had to auto-correct this. If you get this done the
right way, in a humane way– don’t be a tough guy,
don’t be a fool– I’ll holler at you later. Sincerely, Donald Trump.” Why is the president
talking in anime? Yeah. [LAUGHING] Don’t be a fool. [FAKE PANTING] You fool. [LAUGHING] You’re not testing me twice. He’s talking like Guile at
the end of “Street Fighter, like, “Go home and
be a family man.” – Yeah!
– Like– [LAUGHING] DESUS: Oh, they threw his
letter in the garbage? MERO: [LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY] Hate to see it. Yeah, I hope he crumbled
it up and was, like, Kobe? [LAUGHING] For 3! – 3!
– Swish! Swish! She was like, boy! [LAUGHING] DESUS: Oh. MERO: And then he said,
yeah, “Nervous Nancy.” She don’t look nervous. DESUS: ‘Cause they all look
like– it looks like when you hang with your friends
and your mom comes and suddenly yells at you.
– Yeah. Are you all– look at them. They’re all, like, damn. They’re like, oh, shit. They’re like, damn. Yo, Mrs. Trump is cooking you. Oh! So how you doing? Nah, we did cut school. Oh. MERO: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This house smells like pot! Have you been
smoking pot, Donald? DESUS: I haven’t, Mom.
I haven’t. I’m sorry. What’s wrong with you? He’s like, Ma,
You’re embarrassing me. Why would you bring
Rex Tillerson here? Embarrassing me. God-damn, Mom. I told you not to hang
out with him anymore! He’s doing the white
boy shit, so he’s calling her a fucking bitch. He’s like, you fucking cunt. I hate you. Gonna go live with Dad. [LAUGHING] Dad’s
girlfriend is way cooler. She let’s me play “Fortnite.” All right, that’s enough.
That’s enough. You getting cooked. You getting– son,
everybody’s nervous. Look, the big guy’s, he’s like– and he got mad general shit. DESUS: Yep. MERO: He’s smokin’ mad, people. But he look like
when your mother tell you to take the chicken
out before she get home. And you didn’t. You didn’t, and now you
hear a key in the door. You’re like–
– Oh, shit, bro! [YELLING]
– Fuck. Let’s pour mad hot
water on this shit. Like, ah! Hey, Mom!
Hey. Hey. [LAUGHTER] Hit this shit with the
meat tenderizer mad hard, like [GRUNTING]. Then she say, boy, you
didn’t take the chicken out? MERO: [LAUGHING] Ooh, you in trouble. Oh, you [MIMICS WHIPPING]. And now you’re responsible for
everyone’s dinner being late. Now everyone’s, like, wow,
wow, because this nigga ain’t take out the chicken. That was you, motherfucker. [MUSIC PLAYING]