Babe, will you turn it up? I don’t wanna miss kickoff. Babe, it’s called a… Puck flop, a puck off, whatever. How many innings are in this whole thing? There’s 3 PERIODS . No, no… it’s whoever gets to 21 first. Oh. TRAVELING!!! Why are all of these tournaments made out
of dishes? Hey babe, what do you call that machine cleaning
the ice right there? …A Buggati. Super BOWL… Stanley CUP… What’s with all this fighting? I like it when they fight, I think it’s hot! It’s just, it’s just RUDE. Why are they missing teeth? …Well, they can’t afford it. There’s only 3 periods… divide three in
half. What’s half of 3? Five. Yes. Wait, what? OFFSIDES!!! What does it mean when you’re changing on
the fly? That’s indecent exposure and that’s 15 yards. That’s a foul. What part of the ice is called “the crease?” I think it’s the half way…. …obviously. I didn’t know ice creases? … YEAH? You guys are so sloppy! They’re like Happy Feet all over this ice! I know, they’re looking like a bunch of penguins!