Andrew Cashner was born in Conroe, TX, and was fed whole butter milk from birth. The doctors initially advised against it, warning his parents that it’d give him a PHATAZZ as an adult. But they didn’t care!
And now, thanks to their recklessness, this video exists and people are actually
watching it. Any given day it’s seemingly platonic pats, but on others, it’s full-blown rubbing. It got so bad the network had to step in and cover
his butt with graphics whenever possible, but the cameraman would work against
them and keep it in shot anyway. Even today Cashner has to work against so many
people with their own agendas. Like the uniform department making some of his
pants two sizes too small. It’s a tragedy what that man has had to
endure. Let me know in the comments if you’re at all sympathetic to Cashner’s problem. And subscribe if you haven’t already, cos where else are you gonna hear about the important issues?